No, honey, I'm not going on a date - I've already been fucked by a friend tonight

So what if we don't know each other yet, can you suck a dick? Go to

Hmm, how can I help you? Oh, let me stick my dick in while we wait for the master?

Lick her to orgasm, and before she comes, cum inside her. It works

I'm gonna give her cum on my dick, so she'll lick it off

I give her a blowjob, and she'll totally rock her face off, you bet?

You shouldn't be standing on the balcony with your panties off, you're asking for a dick

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around