No, honey, I'm not going on a date - I've already been fucked by a friend tonight

Go ahead, fuck my girlfriend and I'll hold her hand, I'm a co-cult

I don't cheat for a guy, I just show my neighbor in the entryway my ass

So what if we don't know each other yet, can you suck a dick? Go to

Hmm, how can I help you? Oh, let me stick my dick in while we wait for the master?

I give her a blowjob, and she'll totally rock her face off, you bet?

I'm gonna give her cum on my dick, so she'll lick it off

You shouldn't be standing on the balcony with your panties off, you're asking for a dick

Lick her to orgasm, and before she comes, cum inside her. It works

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around